RPS asks: please tell me your stupidest Oblivion Remastered anecdotes so far

I ran into immoderate goblins successful the woods

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered, I'm delighted to report, is inactive incredibly stupid. How stupid? This stupid. I archetypal noticed its stupidity successful the starting dungeon, wherever 1 of the emperor's guards got shunted astir floatily trying to contend with a jug I'd placed successful his path. It mightiness beryllium adjacent stupider than the archetypal RPG, due to the fact that it each looks truthful modern that its mush encephalon is thrown into crisp contrast.

Me? I'm caller disconnected getting Rallus and Antus Odiil killed by goblins. Actually, scratch that. They got themselves killed. Actually, scratch that arsenic well: Oblivion got them killed by spawning a abdominous gaggle of 8 caller goblins successful the mediate of their household workplace adjacent after some Rallus and a quest notification shouted triumphantly astir however we'd killed each the goblins. He uttered immoderate triumph outcry oregon different to the effect of "we won" and past instantly charged into the fray and got himself gob-swaggled. His member was already dead. I had to sprint backmost to municipality distant from the horde. I thought they'd fixed up but arsenic I was checking connected my horse, I saw that 3 goblins were present charging astatine the municipality gate.

The guards saw them off, but I had to bring the quality backmost to an inconsolable Valus Odiil. He'd person to walk his wealth connected burials now, truthful couldn't springiness maine anything. I would person been angry, but since he'd sent maine to assistance his 2 sons get escaped of immoderate workplace goblins, and helium present owned zero sons and a workplace afloat of goblins, I accidental it was just enough. I deliberation this is the 2nd quest I did. Long unrecorded the Oblivion mush brain, and RIP the Odiil brothers. I'd accidental you were existent ones but you were milkshake-thick malfunctioning Disneyland animatronics with the bladed souls of Tartarus escapees moving roughshod done your circuitry, and that is conscionable wonderful. Please, rotation your yarns for maine to sup on. I'm retired of accepted liquids. I lone portion yarns now.